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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.
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I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
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The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
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ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
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I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.
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If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.
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[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.
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Whenever there's an act of terror, its guns, its Christians, it's republicans, but the FBI can't say Islamism because it's too politically incorrect. And nobody wants to lose their job, it comes from the top. I think they lack the manpower to do their jobs. It's not about changing the FBI it's about changing the way they do business.
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Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.
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I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.
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Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.
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Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls
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When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, Let's change this so I like it and ruin it. Nothing is ever broken.
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A CNN poll shows both Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump in the general. Are republicans about to elect a loser? Who knows? But at least we can say it sells great. Then in 2032, we can nominate Justin Bieber and start all over again.
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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
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Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
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We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
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If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
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Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
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I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.
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