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I never quit. I just got fired.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
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Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
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The most problematic word in America is the word problematic. It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.
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I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?
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[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.
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Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
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What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.
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