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I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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San Mateo
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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