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One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.
Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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