Quote

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

Greg Gutfeld

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
Drive
Somewhere
Move
Somebody
Public
Moving
Transit
Decent
Drunk

More quotes by Greg Gutfeld

Image
When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, Let's change this so I like it and ruin it. Nothing is ever broken.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc that everybody says is yours
Greg Gutfeld
Image
There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The most problematic word in America is the word problematic. It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Imagine if today, they invented a religion that advocated the killing of gays. We would not tolerate that. However, Islam is a religion that advocates that.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.
Greg Gutfeld