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Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the beaches, I can tell you.

Greg Gutfeld

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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San Mateo
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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