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The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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