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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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