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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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