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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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