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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

Greg Behrendt

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Feelings
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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