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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Confusion
Relationship
Pain
Confusing

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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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Always be classy. Never be crazy.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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