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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Confusion
Relationship
Pain
Confusing

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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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