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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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