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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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San Francisco County
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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