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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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Always be classy. Never be crazy.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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