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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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