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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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