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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Dudes

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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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