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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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