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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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