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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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