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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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