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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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