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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Cheetahs
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Butterscotch
Cheetah

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