Quote

My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.

Greg Behrendt

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Married
Wife
Beautiful
Every

More quotes by Greg Behrendt

Image
He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
Greg Behrendt
Image
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
Greg Behrendt
Image
People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
Greg Behrendt
Image
People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
Greg Behrendt
Image
..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
Greg Behrendt
Image
It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Good enough to tweet, not to say.
Greg Behrendt
Image
There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
Greg Behrendt
Image
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
Greg Behrendt
Image
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
Greg Behrendt
Image
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
Greg Behrendt
Image
If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
Greg Behrendt
Image
The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
Greg Behrendt