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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.

Greg Behrendt

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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Always be classy. Never be crazy.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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