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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.

Greg Behrendt

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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