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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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Alone also means available for someone outstanding.
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