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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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