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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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