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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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