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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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