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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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