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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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