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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.
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