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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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