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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Reinvent
Breakup
Turning
Break
Opportunity
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Women

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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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