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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Turning
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Women
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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