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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Reinvent
Breakup
Turning
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Women

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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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