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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Women
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
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...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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