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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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