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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product it's not so much about the theme of the show.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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