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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.
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The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
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Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
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Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.
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Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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