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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Eccentric
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Older
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
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