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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.
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