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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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