Quote

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.

Greg Behrendt

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Way
Astute
Love
Observes
Life
Observations
Louis
Talks
Observation
Great
Patton
Really
Wordplay

More quotes by Greg Behrendt

Image
Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Always be classy. Never be crazy.
Greg Behrendt
Image
He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
Greg Behrendt
Image
There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
Greg Behrendt
Image
The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
Greg Behrendt
Image
There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
Greg Behrendt
Image
The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would.
Greg Behrendt
Image
One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
Greg Behrendt
Image
Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
Greg Behrendt
Image
It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
Greg Behrendt
Image
...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
Greg Behrendt
Image
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
Greg Behrendt
Image
As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
Greg Behrendt
Image
I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
Greg Behrendt
Image
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
Greg Behrendt