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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Patience
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
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We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.
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Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.
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I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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