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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
Learned
Comes
Anything
Hard
Work
Life
Patience
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