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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are not hiding anything, and you still have a life of your own. The other best thing is sex - that is a super positive.
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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
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Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.
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Don't waste the pretty
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Before you look for validation in others, try and find it in yourself
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.
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As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.
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You are not easily forgotten.
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