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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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You are not easily forgotten.
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Good enough to tweet, not to say.
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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
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If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
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Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.
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People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
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