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There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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San Francisco County
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