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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.
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If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further.
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I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.
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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.
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It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
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Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.
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I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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It`s your version of whatever that is. We use those words because they are kind of empowering. Try to get back into your life and get back on track with dreams you have. There`s nothing more attractive than a person who likes herself.
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The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you’re going to find is a man who didn’t care enough to call. Remember: Men are never too busy to get what they want.
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