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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
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