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The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed.
Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
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San Francisco County
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