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Better than nothing is not good enough for you!
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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.
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Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.
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Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.
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The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.
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Drinking, eating, shopping, revenge, rebound sex, drugs or whatever your poison may be will number the pain - but that's all.
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People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.
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Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
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The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.
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But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation
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Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe that sometimes both men and women simply run out of love, even when there was a lot of it in the beginning
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Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time
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He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.
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Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.
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If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.
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He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.
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You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
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