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We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

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Greg Behrendt
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 21
Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
San Francisco County
California
Gregory Behrendt
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Sloppy
People
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